Love Letter

I go on my sisters laptop to go on facebook and look at a couple blogs and when I opened her laptop up I find this lovely message waiting for me and it was all in capital letteters. What a sweet sister to leave me such a loveing message! I love you too Hayze:)

LENA!
STAY OFF OF MY LAPTOP! IF I FIND YOU ON MY LAPTOP I WILL THROW A LOG OF POOP AT YOUR FACE! A LOG OF POOP THATS BEEN SITTING IN THE TOILET FOR DAYS AND IT HAS CORN AND OTHER WEIRD RANDOM FOODS THAT DONT BERAK DOWN. YOU DONT SIGN OFF OF THINGS! I WILL SLAP YOUR LITTLE HANDS WITH A RULER THATS MADE IN CHINA! IF YOU WERE A REAL SNEAKY PERSON YOU WOULD SIGN OFF OF THINGS BEFORE I KNEW! I WILL THROW A SCREAMING MONKEY AT YOUR BALLS! YEAH I SAID YOUR BALLS, CUZ I MEANT YOUR BALLS, CUZ YOUR A MAN! YOU HAVE BALLS AND A WEINER AND CHEST HAIR. LOTS AND LOTS OF CHEST HAIR! CHEST HAIR!